Now we finally decided on a structure to the show, everything seems a little bit more organised, but still equally, if not more Banterific.
We delve into our Mailbag, do a new top 10, blather about weird things from Pakistan and Japan and get sponsorship from a right-wing comedian, all in one episode!
At one point we recreate the phone conversation between a Japanese/Cockney Policeman and a crazed murderer.
It'll make sense when you listen to the show.
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Hi TTACS, it's me again. Appreciate the mention in the second ep. Here's some news. Bits of the script for Tabbzy's upcoming Bollywood flick have been leaked out. After reading the opening lines, it is apparent that the scriptwriter was completely oblivious to the fact that the English language (script's in English, just for Tabbzy) can and may contain the vowels E, I, O and U. Read on...
Hassan Abd al-Hassad, an Agha Khan, basks at an ashram - a Taj Mahal that has grand parks and grass lawns, all as vast as parklands at Alhambra and Valhalla. Hassan can, at a handclap, call a vassal at hand and ask that all staff plan a bacchanal - a gala ball that has what pagan charm small galas lack. Hassan claps, and (tah-dah) an Arab lass at a swank spa can draw a man's bath and wash a man's back, as Arab lads fawn and hang, athwart an altar, amaranth garlands as fragrant as attar - a balm that calms all angst. A dwarf can flap a palm branch that fans a fat maharajah. A naphtha lamp can cast a calm warmth.
That's only as much as I should let you in on for now, in fear of the Bollywood mafia hunting me down. There have been efforts made by the Lollywood film industry, however, to produce a script to rival that and possibly try to lure Tabbzy towards it by making it appear superior. The common theme of only using one vowel (where are they getting this from?) continues...
Gulls churr: ululu, ululu. Ducks cluck. Bulls plus bucks run thru buckbrush; thus dun burrs clutch fur tufts. Ursus cubs plus Lupus pups hunt skunks. Curs skulk (such mutts lurk: ruff, ruff). Gnus munch kudzu. Lush shrubs bud; thus church nuns pluck uncut mums. Bugs hum: buzz, buzz. Dull susurrus gusts murmur hushful, humdrum murmurs: hush, hush. Dusk suns blush. Surf lulls us. Such scuds hurl up cumulus suds (Sturm und Druck) - furls unfurl: rush, rush; curls uncurl: gush, gush. Such tumult upturns unsunk hulls; thus gulfs crush us, gulp, dunk us - burst lungs succumb.
The Americans, who have noticed Tabbzy's growing popularity (and shall we call it demand?) have prepared a Hollywood style script for Tabbzy that he will find close to his heart. Did they divert from using only a single vowel throughout the whole film? No...
Westerners revere the Greek legends. Versemen retell the represented events, the resplendent scenes, where, hellbent, the Greek freemen seek revenge whenever Helen, the new-wed empress, weeps. Restless, she deserts her fleece bed where, detested, her wedded regent sleeps. When she remembers Greece, her seceded demesne, she feels wretched, left here, bereft, her needs never met. She needs rest; nevertheless, her demented fevers render her sleepless (her sleeplessness enfeebles her). She needs help; nevertheless her stressed nerves render her cheerless (her cheerlessness enfetters her).
I shouldn't leak any more top-secret scripts in case...hang on, there's a knock on my door. Come in! Where were we? Ah, yes, so in case they hunt me down and find me...hang on, there's a shadow on the wall before me that appears to be getting bigger. It looks like a burly man holding a dagger high in the air and I wonder what it could be...
Why Hi Anom,
Glad you loved the banter so much you decided to verbally masturbate all over the banter blog, thanks for the (market orientation permitting ) vernacular guidance, extensive bed bound knowledge of Hellenic Greek history of which be assured hasn’t passed our pommy ears. Alas my dear partner, our once great Glen Close, fell foul of the large beastie within the fair Zindabad.
allah afis o once great visionary, the 4 corners call...
I'd just like to point out that the woman in Japan was actually jailed for illegally obtaining her "husband's" account info and using it to delete his character.
I'm appalled at the lack of journalistic integrity on your otherwise factually sound show.
And Dutchland isn't a country.
Killing/deleting, same thing innit?
That's always Tabbzys excuse when the cops come round his place.
Also, Dutchland IS a country, didn't you learn ANYTHING from the show?
Charltzy
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