The new Conservative Government announced today via press conference that all upper-class pursuits will be made mandatory for all UK citizens.
Starting from the 1st of September, the new rules introduced by the The Organisation of Fine arts Facilities will become British law and be punishable by death if not followed.
Some of the more controversial laws include:
*All men over the age of 19 to wear monocles in one eye, both eyes if over 45.
*Fox Hunting mandatory on Sundays, in areas where they aren't available cats and dogs maybe used. (Corgi's excepted)
*All drinks to be served from Champagne flutes, pint glasses now abolished.
*All music banned, with the exception of Kenny G.
*Racism will now be reduced to a level of "a bit risqué", but "amusing if well timed a a cocktail party".
If you've heard of any other laws being secretly introduced, feel free to list them in the comments section below.
