Japan Accepts Music Honour at International Music Awards

Last Saturday's prestigious International Music Awards (IMA's) was home to musicians from all over the world.
Japan was recognised for it's contribution to the music scene after a 35-year-run of awardless ceremonies.


President Takashi Iwata accepted the award for "Worst Music Industry in the World" at the ceremony with a tear in his eye.

"Finally the music we produce has been recognised for what it is, simply the worst written, sung and produced recordings of the entire civilised world"

He received a 10 minute standing ovation after his speech.

But it didn't stop there for Japan, later in the evening they also picked up; Worst Female Singer, Worst Male Performer, Most Ridiculous use of English in a Song, Most Out of Tune, Most Nonsensical Lyrics, Worst Band Name (for "Bump of Chicken") and Most Obviously Untalented and Heavily Over Promoted to Idiots Who Don't Know Better (Ayumi Hamasaki)


Ayumi Hamasaki accepting her "Most Obviously Untalented and Heavily Over Promoted to Idiots Who Don't Know Better" award at IMA 2008.

Charltzy Scandal Update: Charltzy sleeps nude in Oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual Powers

A woman reacts to the news that Charltzy is once again sleeping nude. Stock photo Courtesy of Tabbzy Images Inc.

Thats right, sexual predator J.R.R Charltzy , (Known Aliases' : The Fiddler , Gary"Charltzy"Glitter, Hernandez Pedo, The Snake Charmer, One eyed Jackass, Tom,Dicks and Harry) has been spotted sleeping nude in a futuristic oxygen tent not unlike one that Micheal Jackson used to bathe'...

Charltzy was not availible for comment but his press assistant did remark to reporters camped outside his Tokyo apartment that accusations are only "a half truth"..

Stay tuned for the latest scandal updates....

Tabbzy

BanterCast Show Notes: Episode 1

This week saw the very first excitingly banterous episode of T.A.Cs ( the Tabzy and Charltzy show) live from our bedrooms across the globe. My good self and Charltzy have ended up both living in Asia from our native England, and this bantercast is window into our mutual madness/weekly dose of banter sanity therapy. Welcome to our domain of banter.....

Our first ep we surf our banter waves over such exciting topics as "Top 10 dirtiest names in sport" and I suddenly realise my BBC homepage is providing me with penis enlargement ads... yes folks thats the target world we live in today, even residing in a Islamic state where its strictly forbidden! ... U cannot put a price as they say... ON BANTER.

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The BanterCast: Episode 1 "Banterous Introductions"

Episode 1 - "Banterous Introductions". The BanterCast, AKA The Tabbzy & Charltzy Show.

This episode has been re-banterised with banterous images throughout the show, you'll need a colour iPod or similar device to witness the banter though, innit.

This week the lads:
*Introduce themselves a bit
*Talk about the iTunes and potential rapper names
*Talk about the US Presidential candidates
*Discuss potentially war-creating Ads on the BBC website
*Run down the Top 10 dirtiest sportstars names

and more!

This Episode was brought to you by "Anti-Ethno Food Science Corp."

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Tabbzy to Star in Bollywood Epic

Tabbzy drew huge crowds in Pakistan yesterday with his announcement that he was to star in a Bollywood movie.

Tabbzy had previously been a campaigner against Bollywood movies, but had recently had a change of heart.
"I saw one on TV the other night and it was alright" he said, leaving his hotel room.

Tentatively titled "Dance, Shoot, Sing" the action cop movie intends to break the mold of traditional Bollywood movies by featuring less than 35 dancing and singing scenes, apposed to the usual 120 required by the government.

Dance, Shoot, Sing does not have a final release date as yet, but hopes are for a Summer 2009 release.