Tabbzy's Bollywood Film Moves Into Post-Production

The film previously known as "Dance, Shoot, Sing" has found itself a new director and title as it movies into post-production.
Due to copyright infringements with 459 other movies, the film has now be renamed to "Mission: Undanceable".

Director Ashad Speilbergas describes the movie as "a violent cop thriller, based firmly on real life events".
When asked if it would conform to Bollywood stereotypes he answered "categorically not, it's far from your typical Bollywood movie, for a start we have hardly any dance scenes in it"
When pushed for examples he replied; " In one shoot-out and torture scene we even reduced it to just four dance routines."

Mr Speilbergas said that production is well under way and the Summer 2009 release date is looking likely to be honoured.

Matt Groening Kills Self After Watching 20th Season of The Simpsons

Creator of the SImpsons, Matt "Groaning" Groening ended his own life yesterday in the office of his Los Angleles home.

Long honoured for creating 10 seasons of fantastic shows, Mr Groening had since handed production over to new younger writers at FOX.
The show had been running for 10 more seasons since then - the newest 20th season airing last month.
Unbeknownst to his ex-coworkers and family, Groening had not watched a single episode since he left the show ten years ago.

The shock of seeing how poor the show had become was too much to bear for him, so he took his own life with a necktie attached to a roof beam, believed to be emblazoned with the one-liner from the show "Eat My Shorts".

Police found Mr Groening, known as "Groanzy" to his friends, surrounded by several pre-release DVDs of the hideous 20th season of the show and a suicide note which read as follows:

"They killed it. I can't believe how much they killed it. I swear I didn't know. May God forgive me for unleashing this on the world -M.G".

A memorial service will be held for Groanzy later in the week.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs Endorses the BanterCast, Right to Marry Goats.

Steve Jobs with his shocking announcement earlier this week.

In a press conference held in California, USA early Friday morning, Director of Apple Computers, Steve "On The Job" Jobs announced that the Tabbzy and Charltzy Show would finally be available on the iTunes Music Store for download.

He apologised to fans for the delay, but as with all podcasts submitted to the online service, it had to go through a vigorous scanning to check for swearing, inappropriate language and insults to foreigners.
Thankfully it had just enough to pass Apples required amount.

Bizarrely, immediately after the event, Mr Jobs, known as "Jobzy" to his friends, was heard to mention one of his close relatives was to marry a farmyard goat, and that people "shouldn't be so snobby about who people choose for their wives".

Whether this damages the BanterCast reputation remains to be seen.

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The BanterCast: Episode 2 "J.D Baracus"

Episode 2 - "J.D Baracus". The BanterCast, AKA The Tabbzy & Charltzy Show.

Visualise the banter with banterous images, only available on an iPod made after 1985.

This week the lads:
*Run through the mailbag
*I can't believe I found that on the internet!
*Run down the Top 10 most livable places
*I can't believe they do that!

and more!

This Episode was brought to you by "J.D Baracus"

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BanterCast Show Notes: Episode 2

The long awaited sequel to "The Tabbzy and Charltzy Show Episode 1" is finally available!

Now we finally decided on a structure to the show, everything seems a little bit more organised, but still equally, if not more Banterific.

We delve into our Mailbag, do a new top 10, blather about weird things from Pakistan and Japan and get sponsorship from a right-wing comedian, all in one episode!

At one point we recreate the phone conversation between a Japanese/Cockney Policeman and a crazed murderer.

It'll make sense when you listen to the show.

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