Friday, November 7, 2008

Apple CEO Steve Jobs Endorses the BanterCast, Right to Marry Goats.


Steve Jobs with his shocking announcement earlier this week.

In a press conference held in California, USA early Friday morning, Director of Apple Computers, Steve "On The Job" Jobs announced that the Tabbzy and Charltzy Show would finally be available on the iTunes Music Store for download.

He apologised to fans for the delay, but as with all podcasts submitted to the online service, it had to go through a vigorous scanning to check for swearing, inappropriate language and insults to foreigners.
Thankfully it had just enough to pass Apples required amount.

Bizarrely, immediately after the event, Mr Jobs, known as "Jobzy" to his friends, was heard to mention one of his close relatives was to marry a farmyard goat, and that people "shouldn't be so snobby about who people choose for their wives".

Whether this damages the BanterCast reputation remains to be seen.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A young man is walking by the Silicon Valley one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar and sees Steve Jobs crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey, Mr. Jobs, why the long face?"
The MacGenius looks at him and points out the window. "See that valley out there? I built that valley with my own two hands, circuit by circuit, software thread by software thread, but do they call me 'Steve, the Landscape Artist'? No, no."
The entrepreneur continued, "And see the world out there? I've been supplying its population with beautiful computers for going on thirty years! But do they call me 'Steve, the Provider to the World'? No, no."
Steve Jobs starts to cry again, "But you fuck one goat..."

Unknown said...

Ahhhh, Jobzy, dragging the good name of the BanterCast though the dirt with your goat-loving antics.

But we still love ya.

Charltzy