This is mainly due to now-President Barack Obama, (friend of the show and occasional contributor) closing down the infamous prison and allowing us to be tried in a court in our own country.
This naturally caused an international stir and we were singled out as 2 examples of why they shouldn't have closed the prison, unfair some may cry, probably justified others have said.
But our good friend Barack, known as B.Ozy to his friends, didn't back down and in fact defended us, and our actions in a recent 22-page interview with TIME magazine.
Now many of you are wondering, what exactly we could have done to be locked up without charge, thrown in the depths of a prison worse than a Benidorm hotel and the public being told we don't exist anymore.
Well, lets just say it involved some "religious types" throwing their weight around, an amusing T-shirt, beards catching on fire, the daughter of an Arab Prince, 6 bottles on cheap vodka and misunderstandings of the English language.
We'll let you fill in the details with your imagination. Your guesses are probably accurate.
Maybe now we can finally record episode 3 of the BanterCast!
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America needs to work towards recovery. Yes, we can! Arab princesses need to work towards recovery. Yes, they can! Vodka production+consumption and English language tuition can sometimes be mutually responsible for one or the other, but America has freed these podcasters because redemption is in our blood. Freedom is what we ask for. Freedom is what we give. There might be intermediary steps necessary, like spending time in a notorious jail, to close in on this freedom. It will eventually happen. Like I said, yes, we can! Yes, we all can! Yes, you all can, too! Yes, there won't be a racist locked up in America's prisons who won't be freed! Yes, there won't be an internet offender who will be locked up anymore. Yes, there will not be a single person charged with cyber crime and disturbing the peace who will be prosecuted, because America loves freedom! Can we bring down all those who oppose anti-racism and free locked up individuals casting banter? Yes, we can! Yes, we can, and yes, we will! Thank you and God bless.
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