Recently made dead Al Qaeda head honcho Osama Bin Laden’s Abbottabad crib was to be featured in MTV Cribs special it has been revealed
Terror chief had filmed only half of the 30 minute episode
MTV to sue Obama administration for programme loss
GUTTED MTV Cribs bosses looking to air the Osama Bin Laden Abbottabad episode are desperately attempting to salvage what was supposed to be a well kept exclusive. “We had signed the slippery fucker on a four episode deal”, said a disillusioned high level MTV programming exec yesterday, “Osama said he was to move every three months so we naturally thought we were onto a series winner”
Bin Laden who had numerous bitching abodes around the mountainous borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan region had customized his Abbottabad crib with luxury plasma screen TV’s, JBL stereo equipment and heated toilet seats for the notoriously chilly sub continental winter. “he was a guy who knew how to evade capture in style, a bit like J-Lo or Whitney Houston, he could of course be a bit of a diva now and then, but a full on darling when the camera’s started rolling” said Cribs chief make up artist Steve Sassy
Monsieur Bin Laden died after an 80 minute siege on his Abbottabad Crib by US special forces on May 1st “we had been trying to get Osama for years” said Chad Williams, MTV senior programming acquisitions executive.
The only saving grace for saddened MTV bosses is the footage of Osama’s Andy Warhol-ed themed Panic Room which is claimed to reveal the terror chiefs “softer, artistic side” and although he wasn’t known to be the biggest fan of American culture it is claimed he “possessed several high end western art pieces including a Brian De Palma signed photo of Tony Montana from the movie Scarface”
Asked whether the Abbottabad Cribs ep is to be aired at some point Williams exclaimed “ if the US forces and Obama administration think they can take down the Pakistani governmental walls of national sovereignty they certainly had not cleared it with MTV Cribs” he continued “we are taking this breach of our programming rights seriously, we also had this shit happen when Saddam Hussein had signed on for a Cribs Christmas special in 2006”
