BanterCast Launches Photography Competition!

A banterous banterography competition for all lovers of banter and the BanterCast! Win amazing prizes!

We're asking all fans of the show to take pictures of the BanterCast logo in a banterous place.

Some suggestions:

-Sellotaped to the back of a policeman's head.
-Attached to a Bernard Manning DVD.
-Stuck on your face while driving a car through an exploding building.
-All of the above simultaneously.

What you will need:

*A print out of the image below
*A camera
*Eyes
*A banterous disposition

(click on the image to get the full sized version, innit)

When you think you've got a winning pic, send it to Tabbzy & Charltzy by any of the following unimaginative ways:

Facebook facebook.com/bantercast
Twatter twatter.com/bantercast
E-mail thebantercast@gmail.com

What are the prizes I hear you scream?

RUNNERS UP: Signed BanterCast images with personalised message!

FIRST PRIZE: An interview with Tabbzy and Charltzy, that will be feature in a future episode of the show!!

Judd Apatwat DVD Collection Released

Just a quick reminder that Judd Apatwat's entire movie collection is available for purchase at all online retailers from the 25th of October.

The 2-disk set includes:

"Ugly Shit-Head 'n' Hot Chick"

Co-starring Megan Fox, rated 15.

"Lazy Stoner Dickwad Brigade"

Starring Adam Sandler, rated 18

"The 30-Year-Old Twat"

Featuring Rob Schneider, rated T for Twat.

"Ginger, Fat, Curly-Haired, Unfunny Wankers 2"

Starring all those twats from American Pie, unrated.

The movies can also be downloaded from the iTunes store or directly from Universal's website:

www.universal-online.com/comedy/lowquality/twats/judd.html

David Blaine Disappears Up Own Anus

In a bizarre and unfortunate incident earlier this week, famed street "magician" David Blaine disappeared from his New York apartment, much to the distress of his family and friend. (pet ferret called Tito)

NYPD police chief Jack Bastorde, was initially concerned it was a terrorist kidnapping plot:

"My first thought was that it must be one of them Bin Laden-type folks from Kaplakistan, till we realised who it was that had gone missing and started looking closer to home"

Chief Bastorde's blatant racism and quick thinking led him to realise that Mr Blaine was most probably still in his apartment somewhere inside his own anal passage.

"We found the sucker curled up on his sofa, his head was clean up his ass" the Bastorde continued, "We think he'd been watching his own DVD's, probably what caused it to happen"

This is not the first time a celebrity has disappeared up their own arse hole, earlier in the year TV presenter Jeremy Kyle had to have his head surgically removed from between his arse cheeks.

BanterCast Show Notes: Episode 0

Holy shit, a new episode of the BanterCast!!?

Actually, no.

To fill the massive void between episodes 3 and 4, we are finally uploading the previously unreleased test pilot episode of the BanterCast.

In fact, at this point it wasn't even called the BanterCast, Tabbzy and Charltzy just sat down one sweaty summer afternoon in August 2008 and decided to record their banterisms in mp3 format.

The rest, as they say - is (racial) history.

So get ready for a very special episode, no deep voiced guy, no adverts, no mailbag or proper top ten - just 35 minutes of top notch Shane Ritchie-related banter!

Download Episode Zero

The BanterCast: Episode 0 "Prequel Banter"

Episode Zero - "Prequel Banter". The show that turned into The Tabbzy & Charltzy Show, also known as the BanterCast.

This podcast was made several months before "Episode 1 - Banterous Introductions" was ever recorded!

To be honest, we thought it was a bit too risqué to unleash on the interwebs, so it's been in an underground bunker for the past year - until now!

In this very special prequel episode the lads:

*Argue over what the podcast should be about.

*Talk about importing curry powder and nuclear weapons.

*Confuse black vans with black men.

*Discuss jiggly homosexuals and world poverty.

*Create new poor-taste TV shows.

*Analyse Ricky Gervais' face.

*Try to comprehend the Top 10 most searched items in the USA.

*Lay into Microsoft's email advertising policies.

*Reminisce about Shane Richie's Daz adverts.

and more!

This Episode of The BanterCast was NOT sponsored at all, honestly - who would've?

Download Episode Zero

New TV Show Will Execute Member of Public Live on Air

The American television channel HBO announced their new lineup of summer shows today, among them was a controversial new reality show called "Roommates".



In a similar vein to shows like Big Brother and Survivor, members of the public will be chosen to live in a lavish New York apartment and filmed for 24 hours a day, for a duration of 22 and a half months.
The catch however, is that when a "Roomie" is evicted they are shot in the face - live on TV.

An extract of the press release from HBO about the show:

The first season of Roommates will feature six wild and crazy guys and gals who represent a wide cross-section of people in the United States;
Joel Jefferson the jock, Sadie Humperdink the bisexual taxidermist, Frank Goldberg the Jewish Nazi, Dirk Tessler the ex-Navy Seals Commando turned make-up artist, Georgia Washington the stripper with a secret (cock) and Sabrina Shitzler the part-time sexy garbage disposal worker and full-time member of the KKK.

Every day will feature a new and painful challenge for the "Roomiez" to try which folks will love watching at home!
Some activities include;
*BATH BOMB! - Roomiez will try and lie in a bath of acid for as long as possible, first one to jump out gets shot in the face!
*CEREAL KILLER! - Roomiez will try and eat as much cereal as possible, the catch? It's made of glass and the milk is actually acid!
*HEAD IN THE OVEN! - Same rules as BATH BOMB but this time featuring a gas oven!
......and many including: CELINE DION CONCERTS and watching SEASON 21 of THE SIMPSONS!

Despite several years of attempts to broadcast live executions before by HBO, this show is actually the first of it's kind in the United States.
Before now, only hangings in foreign countries (Saddam Hussein) and popular murder trials (OJ Simpson) were allowed to be shown in detail, but a new law passed in the State of Texas will let any member of the public be shot in the face if they sign a waiver beforehand.

Roommates will start airing on the special "Roommates channel" from July 26th, the first execution will happen on eviction night, 2 weeks later.

BanterCast Teams Up With Online Service "Twatter"

The BanterCast is proud to announce it's collaboration with the exciting new online social phenomenon - Twatter!


Twatter allows users to send daily "Twats" to their friends, colleagues and enemies, describing exactly what twattish thing they are doing at the moment.

When the user logs in they are greeted by the simple question:
"What Twatty thing are you doing right now?"
The user can then respond in less than 140 characters.

Several celebrities have signed up to the service including Jonathon Ross, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jimmy Carr who keep fans updated with their twat-headed daily routines.

Twatter was started in 2006 by Jack Dorsey (Dozzy to his friends), who noticed that the most popular thing about social networking sites like FaceBook and MySpace was simply the status updates.

"I realised that people generally just want to tell others how much of a twat they are" said Dozzy, when asked how he had the idea for Twatter.

"Stupid shit people feel they need to share with everyone else was a gold mine just begging to be exploited!"

Tabbzy and Charltzy approve this message.

Join The BanterCast on Twatter by clicking here. (or in the side bar)